Law Office of William M. Dickson
3001 W. 5th Street, Suite C
Fort Worth, Texas 76107
817-338-9366
Fax: 817-820-0597
Email: mail@wmdickson.com
What's black and tan, and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman!
Why won't sharks attack a lawyer?
Professional courtesy.
What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of a lake?
A good start.
Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To sue the people on the other side.
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is bottom dwelling, scum sucker..... and the other one is a fish!
How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
How can you tell when it is really cold?
The lawyer has his hands in his own pockets!
Two very rich people got divorced, and their lawyers lived happily ever after.
Courtesy of Don Woodard
"Here's my bill", said the lawyer. "Please pay $5,000 down and $500 a month".
"Sounds like buying an automobile", said the client.
"I am" replied the lawyer. Sent in by Don Woodard
Most attorneys practice because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling....
They charge several grand and they feel glorious!
Don Woodard again
A wall between heaven and hell fell down. Saint Peter called over to the Devil, "Send
over an engineer to get this wall back up." Satan answered, "My men don't have time
for that" Saint Peter replied, "Well, I'll sue you." Satan retorts "Where are you going to
get a lawyer?"
Don Woodard states the obvious
Needing the services of an attorney is never a laughing matter. We
will give you serious representation in resolving your legal issues.